Dearest LOG BOOK-
A few days ago; as I'm certain you recall, the long-nosed pink dweeb...alias Snively Robotnik...took much enjoyment in defaming ME in front of MY Legionnaires. Really? You wanna play that game!? With ME!? I'm the Kommissar you naked monkey! THE KOMMISSAR!!
Suffice to say if we were in the Twilight Zone at the time, I woulda fed him his face.
Nose and all.
Just what did he do?
The one thing that you should never EVER do to a woman, echidna, or Legionnaire;
He called me an 'animal'.
A filthy ANIMAL!!
Who does that piece of Overlander trash think he is!?
Have you ever seen how Overlanders treat their own?
They're plenty more like 'animal's than we echidnas!
Regardless, I am not writing this to say I'm plotting vengeance.
I'm writing this to explain how I EXTRACTED my vengeance upon him.
That's right; I've already done something to him.
Ohh...and it was so very priceless.
(Then again, what do you expect from a genius like me?)
Anyway, here is